Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Blonde Moment # ????

Ever hear about the Blonde who called her husband because her van wouldn't start? Well it was a cold night and this blonde had been at a meeting at church. She went to her van afterwards and unlocked the door (she had to manually unlock the door as her son had given her the spare set of keys to drive the van) and hopped in and inserted the key into the ignition. The engine turned over but then would suddenly die. She thought it was cold and repeated a oouple of times, noticing a little red dot on the dash flashing. Being the resourceful blonde that she is, she got out her owners manual and began to read and try to figure out what the little red flashing dot meant. Meanwhile, becoming more frutstrated, she used her handy dandy cell phone and called her husband for backup. As she waited for him to come, another female who was at the meeting noticed her struggling and came to offer her assistance. She waited and assisted in the search through the manual for the answer to the mysterious flashing red light. Her husband came to her rescue and she showed him the flashing red light. She exited the van and he sat in the drivers seat and attempted to start the engine...no luck. He attempted a second time and it started right away. Strange !!??!! Later that evening upon returning home the husband asked the blonde if she figured out why the van wouldn't start? She said no and that she may need to take it in and ask about that red flashing light...but it wasn't flashing anymore though. Her husband then proceeded to tell her what the flashing light meant....The blonde was using the wrong key to try to start the van...yeah she was using the key to unlock the door in the ignition...he proceeded to tell her that he didn't bring it to her attention in the parking lot as he didn't want to embarass her in front of her friend. OH FOR THE LOVE OF A BLONDE!!! So now the delima comes into play of when this blonde sees her friend on Sunday, and when the friend inquires about her van...should she admit to the stupidity or pass it off as a mysterious fluke?!

2 comments:

ShelliGib said...

hehehe! Just give her your blog!

ShelliGib said...

I tagged you in a Christmas meme on my site.