BRRRR.....

YOU KNOW IT'S COLD OUT WHEN:

• THE FUR ON YOUR COAT TURNS HARD LIKE A BRILLO PAD UPON WALKING OUTDOORS, AND THE SLEEVES CRACKLE WHEN YOU MOVE
• YOUR FACE BURNS WITHIN A MEERE MINUTE OF BEING OUTSIDE
• YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR BREATH BECAUSE YOUR LUNGS WILL BURN IF YOU BREATH IN THE COLD AIR
• THE FLUID ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR NOSE (SNOT) TURNS TO ICE
• IT'S HARD TO BLINK CUZ THE LIQUID IN YOUR EYES FREEZES
• THE WIPER FLUID IN YOUR VEHICLE COMES OUT AS SLUSH

NEGATIVE 4 DEGREES NOT INCLUDING WINDCHILL...ENOUGH SAID!